Wednesday, February 22, 2012

on a lighter note...

I was contemplating posting about what constitutes belief and why I can believe in God without knowing he exists... but after a long day and several of my friends facing life altering events... I am not feeling particularly eager to dive into the depths of such things.


SO INSTEAD... I am going to list of dating deal breakers. Shifting from a more C.S Lewis approach to a more... cosmo approach? Oh well. We all have them. These are the lighthearted, yet serious deal breakers:




If he says: "hehe" when he is texting.
If he owns in seriousness anything related to: "Ed Hardy", "Affliction", "Famous Stars and Straps", multiple pitbull dogs, a pair of testicles to hang off the back of his car, a sticker of women with angel wings or devil horns to put on the back of his car, a tall tee.
If his phone background is of a swimsuit model, the alcohol he drank last night or in the worst case scenario- himself.
If he has nicknames that end with the letter 'z' or dog.
If he has ever used the term "haterz" to describe his adversaries.
If he shaves his chest.
If his idea of a good time is getting wasted- making bad choices- and feeling morally reputed due to alcohol intake which may have spurred the bad choices.
If he ever calls me his "boo"
If his jeans cost more than $50.00
If his haircut cost more than $20.00
If he brings an over night bag to my house when I in no way suggested he would stay the night.




What are yours? :-)